Check in was a disaster. We arrived past 6pm, spent forever at the check in counter despite no line (was she stoned or just excruciatingly slow?). Once we finally arrived at the room, we had one towel (yes, precisely one towel - no face towels, etc.), we had no soap, no shampoo, no conditioner, and no toilet paper. With no staff in sight, I managed to find a janitorial closet and scavenge some toilet paper myself. The soap was sourced from an errant waiter who seemed surprised to see another human. Given the above, we weren’t sure whether the bed was made, so we asked at the front desk and were told someone would come up. Nobody ever showed. So we took our chances on the bed and resolved to take a thorough shower the next morning. Food wasn’t great, but our expectations were low in that category to begin with, although it would have been nice to experience at least one redeeming factor. No such luck. Oh well, will definitely avoid this place down the line.