If you are a romantic who wants a white-washed, bougainvilla-clad ancient Cycladic cottage on a hill above Naxos, this is the place for you. If you are a practical person who wants a toilet that flushes regularly, a comfortable bed (not a lumpy box spring for a mattress), and a functional air conditioner, this is not the place for you. Also the cottage comes with a parade of neighborhood cats, barking dogs, and biting bugs. Be forewarned!